No dates tonight? Hey don't worry about it....

Every now and again I stumble on a self sucker who ignites my cock. I saw this and well I so wanna do it. But as regular readers will know from previous postings, I'm just not flexible enough. I hated sport at school but had someone (anyone!) told me that a career in gymnastics could have been so USEFUL later in life when I'm single (like now!) and that I couldda sucked myself off without having to trawl manhunt every time I wanted a BJ I'd have taken some notice. Oh yeah baby. It makes a great show too.