Naked band

Photo 1: Rocking
Photo 2: sunning their bits

The band: Heróglymur. Yes I've never heard of them before either, but as two of the guys are twins I had to post these pics.

Dance responsibly...

I love this clip from the Dance Responsibly campaign; I wonder if the guy knew he was going to show his butt ass though. What do you think?









Gary

Green Trafalgar Square and cute juggler

So there I was at Trafalgar Square, seeing the temporary grassy surface laid over the paving. I wasn't the only one. There were thousands of people enjoying it in the sun. As I walked around admiring the green grass (read: cute boys) I chanced on this frankly rather handsome juggler. Don't know if he is a circus act but his juggling and his well toned body entertained me. (Sam)

Dohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Now the Germans are doing it in Germany

No sooner have I finished muttering about British tourists when I discover an article about German students stripping off for university calendars. What's going on? Is there something in the water over there? If so can they bottle some for me? Well I attach some pictures- these are really rather beautiful photos and the students are kinda cute too. In fact real cute. Enjoy!

http://performingmales.net

Doh! British tourists!

What is it about Germany that makes guys strip off? Read this:

"Naked Brit holds up German traffic
Tuesday, May 1, 2007

A naked British man ended up on the front pages of German media after he stopped traffic by waving his genitals around for 20 minutes in the middle of a busy Berlin street.

The British tourist, not named but pictured naked, had traveled with friends to a local strip club in the German capital - and got carried away by the naughty action on stage. He jumped up on the stage himself to cheers from the audience and stripped off.

But then he got a little bit carried away and ran out on the street, telling his friend that he wanted to get some fresh air and would finish off the performance outside.

Nirvana strip club owner Ursula Scheinder, 44, said: 'The Englishman came in with a friend at around 4am. They sat at the bar, ordered gin and tonics, were flirting with the girls and enjoyed the pole dancing show like any other customers.

He enjoyed the passing cars honking at him, laughing loudly

'Then the man obviously decided that watching was only half the fun. He jumped on stage, wrapped himself around the pole, danced to the music and began to slowly undress.

'The girls were squealing and the other customers were clapping, which stoked him up even more. He jumped around wildly, swinging everything in the air.

'He then ran outside and was standing outside for about 20 minutes and enjoyed the passing cars honking at him, laughing loudly.'

The man moved back to the club after police ordered him to move on or be arrested."

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=47407&in_page_id=2

Small Penis Awards

These guys have balls even if they don't have much else. Appearing on Howrad Stern's 1st Annual Penis Contest they reveal themselves in all their naked glory. Enjoy.

See more at Dailymotion

1st Annual Small Penis Contest

Doh! American tourists!

Reuters - Tuesday, May 22 04:34 pm

BERLIN (Reuters) - A naked American tourist raised eyebrows when he went for a walk through a German city and told police he thought this was acceptable behaviour in Germany.

"We have been having unusually hot weather here lately but, all the same, we can't have this," a spokesman for police in the southern city of Nuremberg said on Tuesday. "The man said he thought walking around naked was tolerated in Germany."

Many Germans enjoy nude sunbathing which is allowed in public parks. The 41-year-old was carrying his clothes in a bag when police stopped him on Monday evening after complaints from pedestrians.

The tourist was not under the influence of drugs, said police. They made him get dressed and pay a 200 euro (136 pound) deposit pending his investigation for indecent behaviour.

Now this is a hustle

So imagine you take on a naked dare? Where would it be? Trafalgar Square in London per chance? It was about a minute at the beginning of the episode of Hustle. Mark Warren and Adrian Lester race round Trafalgar square completely starkers. Now really there should be more of this kind of thing! Summer's coming folks....

This sure aint Crufts

"Fancy seeing a bit of pup training on Sunday?" I was asked. Mmm sounds good. But this was no ordinary kind of dog training; this was a lad straight down from his Manchester kennel who stripped naked, put on his doggy harness, was collared and put on a lead, and all this in front of the punters at the club. And one thing's for sure; he (Sqwirm- for that is his name) and his handler Rascal gave one hell of a stage show. More pics to be posted to the performingmales group.

More naked pranks

Doncha just love tales of student nudity? Naked pranks? I do. I just found this hot story on collegestories.com...

"Naked Prank

I was naked in the elevator when the fire alarm went off!
My roommate and I were in a battle to see who could pull the cruelest prank on each other. I'd have to say he won. Here's the story:

After a late night out drinking, we stumbled to our dorm room ready to pass out. We both reeked of smoke from the bar. I couldn't go to bed smelling like that...it'd permeate my sheets causing me to have to wash them. And I never washed my sheets.

My roommate crawled into bed as I stripped down and headed up the hall to the shower. I was wrapped with a towel around my waist with soap and shampoo in hand. I left my towel on the bench in the shower room along with my room key. As I showered, I heard someone come in the area, but paid no attention. I was done minutes later, all clean and ready to dry off and get to bed.

I walked out of the shower area to get my stuff and it was gone. My towel, my room key; nothing was there. Not only was I locked out of my room, but I was completely naked, barefooted, and soaking wet. What was I to do?

I knew this was the works of my roommate. Simply walking down the hall (naked) and knocking on my dorm room door would have been too easy. In fact, that was the first thing I tried. Butt naked, I peaked out the door of the bathroom to see if anyone was around. The coast was clear. I ran down the hall to my room. Knock knock. No answer.

So there I was. Naked as a jay bird with no way to get in. The gears were turning in my head. The only other option that occurred to me was to take the elevator eight floors down to the RA's office. He'd be able to let me in my room. I just had to get over the fact that I'd have to go down without a stitch on my body.

So there I went. I crossed my fingers as I pressed the down button for the elevator. My fear was that the door would open and there'd be a car full of people. As luck would have it, it arrived empty. I jumped in and pressed the button for the first floor. As I was going down, I heard the fire alarm going off through the elevator shaft.

What else could possibly go wrong?

Good thing I was mostly drunk, because I probably would have fainted with the thought that throngs of students would soon be filing to the first floor to exit the building, a mandatory policy when the fire alarm went off. When the doors opened to the lobby of the dorm, I repeatedly pushed the close door button, trying to buy some time as I figured out what to do. The doors did quickly close, but then the elevator started to go back up. I knew where this was going. The doors opened again on the third floor. There I was for all to see. There must've been 20 people standing there staring at me; girls, guys, classmates, and friends.

There was first a moment of silence while everyone tried to make out what they were seeing - a naked 19 year old boy standing in the middle of an empty elevator. Laughter erupted as they crowded into the small space. I wanted out.

They wouldn't let me leave. It was almost like they were part of the prank.

I thought to myself...O.K., there's nothing I can do to make this situation better. I'm just going to go with the flow and pretend that none of this bothered me. Comments from the girls like "oh my God, where are your clothes?" and "fire alarm caught you at a bad time, huh?" didn't make matters easier.

The doors again closed and the elevator arrived at the first floor again. This time, I had to get out and find the RA. I strutted out last, this time cupping my package with my hands trying to act as modest as possible. I spotted an RA as he was locking the office door on his way out to the front lawn. He saw me trotting towards him and began a hysterical laugh. That didn't help in deflecting the attention away from my skinny naked body.

He yelled out "what the fuck are you doing!" I told him I needed to get to my room NOW! He couldn't help. He said he had to manage the evacuation and didn't have time to escort me back to my room with the master key. Quick thinking on his part saved more embarrassment for me, though. He dropped his shorts and threw them over to me leaving him with only his boxers. It wasn't a big deal because about half the guys that came down were only wearing boxers. I slipped on his shorts and walked outside with everyone else.

I saw my roommate outside in the crowd. I was about to punch him in the face but then I remembered that this was just pay back for the time that I put Icy Hot in his bottle of lotion, that he used of course, only as a self-pleasuring lube.

We were even now. We called it a truce and lived peacefully together for the next four semesters."

http://www.collegestories.com/storyview.aspx?sid=4007

Naked prank- the photos live on....

Thought this looked kinda horny though it's an old piece of news, about five guys who decided to go on a naked streak...


"The Naked Five
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From the "Boys-Will-Be-Boys" File

By Ron Cherubini
©2002 Bonesville.net

Pirate Time Machine No. 13
Though ECU was not the ticket to the NFL that Chad Grier once hoped it would be, it was where he found his future — in more ways than one... Bonesville's Ron Cherubini catches up with Grier in Pirate Time Machine No. 13...

Though the recollections are a little sketchy some 10 years after the fact, all parties involved in a now-famous naked excursion agree on one thing for sure… it was Chad Grier’s idea.

Maybe it was during the Peach Bowl season around the time of the Pitt game… perhaps it was the season before, during the week of the Northern Illinois game. Memories fail.

But what is certain, is that a group of ECU football players decided to carry on a tradition during the 1980s and take a hike from their dorm on the hill to the Student Store on central campus, wearing only their boots and their helmets.

And Bonesville has the proof.

















Photo by Stephen Braddy
The Naked Five – (l to r) Greg Gardill, Ken Burnette,
Shane Hubble, Sean McConnell, Chad Grier

“We really needed to blow off some steam…to lighten things up a little,” recalled linebacker Ken Burnette. “So we decided we should go down to the Student Store wearing nothing but our shoes and our caps and get a picture.”

Grier denies that he was the kingpin of the prank, but he sounds a lot more like someone trying to pass the buck.

“I don’t believe it was me,” Grier said, holding back a laugh. “Surely, it couldn’t have been me. In that crowd, it would be hard to pick an innocent person. It was probably (Stephen) Braddy’s idea. Yeah, that is the way I remember it. In fact, the way I remember it, I tried to talk them out of going. But they had to do it. So, I thought I’d go and keep them from getting in trouble. I was very concerned that they might create a bad impression (about the team).”

The truth is, the Naked Five was borne of a long-going prank-feud between Grier and former punter Tim Wolters.

“The whole thing with Tim,” Grier said. “We had this ongoing one-upmans ship of pranks. We new we were never going to be great football players, so we made names for ourselves in other ways.”

The tradition started, apparently, in the suite next door to Burnette’s where Grier lived. There were pictures of former Pirates who made the trek to central campus.

The original naked journeymen were Matt Mclaughlin, Kyle Condrey, Shannon Boling, Brad Walsh, Wolters, and Joe Molineaux, but it was Wolters that drove the legend home to the guys in the suite next door.

“I guess it had been a tradition that sort of broke off after about three years, but the five of us were really bored and had to do something, so we decided to bring back the tradition,” defensive end Greg Gardill said.

“We were nervous only of getting in trouble with the coaches,” quarterback Sean McConnell recalled. “But, we were pretty pumped up to be starting back a tradition that we knew of. ”

The central figures were, of course, the naked five: Burnette, Gardill, McConnell, Shane Hubble, and Grier. But there might had been others involved. Pete Zophy bailed out to be with his girlfriend and another opted to be the Kodak moment maker.

“I should tell you, we should have had a sixth member, Stephen Braddy, but he wouldn’t do it, so he took the picture.”

Hubble recalls Braddy backing out as well.

“Stephen was a real nervous kind of guy,” Hubble said. “So he just took the photos.”

The plan was to strip down and make the journey down the hill, past Brewster and work their way over to the Student Store, where they would pose with their caps over their…goods. But the trip was almost thwarted at the outset.

“We thought we were so sly by going at 12 or 1 a.m., but as soon as we left the dorm out the back, people from other dorms were yelling out the windows, ‘streakers!,’” McConnell said. “We weren’t even 10 seconds from our dorm.”

But the crew was able to slip down the hill, where they encountered another potential problem.

“At the foot of the hill, there was police car,” Hubble, who is now himself a police officer, said. “We had to take cover.”

“We got to that little crick down at the foot of the hill when someone saw a cop, so we all jumped into the stream,” Gardill picked up. “I remember Shane started talking about that movie, ‘Stand By Me,’ and said something about the scene where the boys get all the leaches and then said something like, ‘this is what makes friends forever.’”

It wasn’t quite leaches…

“It’s funny because Greg was the only guy to get poison ivy that night,” Burnette recalled.

“He’s a woodsman, too,” Hubble chimed in. “And he was the only guy to get poison ivy.”

As the pictures bear out, the group accomplished its mission, but not without a little more excitement.

“Of course, the alarms went off,” Hubble said. “And the lights…it was like someone knew we were going to do this. I really thought we were busted.”

Thanks to a waiting truck, the Naked Five was able to make a swift escape. But there was another destination.

“We went right to Tim Wolters’ apartment,” Hubble recalled. “He had (made the trek before) so we went to his off-campus place to show him that we did it.”

Grier, by all accounts, was the mastermind for the event. Legend has it that he and Wolters were the ultimate pranksters.

One time, according to some of the Naked Five, Grier took a picture of Wolters, who had a prominent gap in his front teeth, and made a poster out if it with Wolters phone number and text pleading, ‘I need a date.” Apparently, Grier took the posters and put them all over campus.

“Tim was always picking on the freshmen and so some of them took copies to Kinkos and made about 2000 of them and put them everywhere around campus. The next day, Tim went hobbling down to campus to tear down the posters. He was getting calls all day and night.”

The saying goes, ‘boys will be boys,’ and for this batch of ECU Pirates, it certainly holds true.

“It was sort of like… a team picture,” Gardill said".

The balls have it

A Deviant Detained

I finally got round to uploading the video of Rascal stripped and tied in bondage for some disciplinary procedures! This was recorded live in the nightclub in front of a regular crowd who enjoyed the spectacle.

Click here to see the film.
Sam

Naked beach dancers

Every now and again I suddenly get an artistic cultural bent and go searching for something special. These are lovely photographs which I found on Flickr and feature an "excellent butoh company from Vancouver, BC. They used to invite photograpy at a performance on the beach. The photographers overwhelmed the dancers and are no longer welcome." Now that is a pity.
More at
http://www.flickr.com/photos/phaul/sets/72057594140951995/