Okay there's no easy way to say this; I have grown outwards since I ate all the pies over Christmas. It's not a pretty sight I can tell you. I went away to my Pop's place and he just lives on stodge. Now I quite like stodge but my body doesn't and it got me kinda thinking.
"What the hell am I gonna do to get fit again?" It may be a bit rich using the word "again" but hey there was a time when I was quite defined.
And you know what? I wanna try out some wrestling. Only thing is I think i might be a bit queeny.
"No, no, no don't hurt me now, oh go on do, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Ow that hurt !"
Pics here come from a Pride festival where some guys did mud wrestling naked. Enjoy and happy new year....

