Hot or not? It depends on the cat litter, the fluffy bears and the hideous dolls....

Today the earth has moved. Finally I have found some like minds on the blogosphere. As many of you will know I read my way round the net a lot and see a lot of (amateur) guys naked- lucky old me. There have been many times however when I haven't right clicked on the picture, because although the guy may be sexy, the teddy bears in the background leave me wilting. And I see this naffness a lot. So guys if you're gonna post yerselves online cut out the crap. The difference between being hot or not could lie in that nasty figurine you so adore....

Now there is a blog devoted to it and is a must read. You'll find it at luriddigs.com and if you like a real laugh it should be added to your favourites now.....

Stumbling acoss exhibitionists

Oooooh I just love stumbling across guys with filthy minds. And it's all the more fabulous when they hold down a "good job" and present a "respectable" face to the world. Take for instance Gay Banker, a man who describes what it's like to be a gay guy in 21st century London. My mom would love it if I just settled down and did something decent like make a lot of money. Anyway I digress, because you really must read this bit of the diary where he goes along and jerks off in front of someone he met through Gaydar and gets paid for it! Click here Fab! My kinda boy.

West Coast strippers

We're getting some real nice pics from Ken, one of our members of cute horny dudes who strip in the clubs. The lens seems to get so close sometimes that you could just lick em....

Naked for door to door salesman

I kinda love this skit. It's a complete reversal here- the clothed salesman is performing for the naked one- trying to sell skin cream rather conveniently. However it's fun so enjoy...

Shamed naked soldiers sent home

From the Metro
Tuesday, March 4, 2008
Soldiers strip as they play a game of Eight British commandos have been flown home in disgrace from Norway after reportedly stripping and urinating on each other during an Arctic training exercise.

The soldiers were arrested in the town of Harstad last Wednesday night after a drunken game of "naked bar", it was reported.

They apparently took their clothes off in the Sfinx Bar in Harstad, made lewd comments to women and urinated on each other, splashing other customers and furniture.

The troops could now face disciplinary action as the Ministry of Defence said it was taking the matter "extremely seriously".

An MoD spokesman said: "We can confirm that eight soldiers from 59 Commando Regiment Royal Engineers were arrested by the Norwegian police following inappropriate behaviour.

"All eight soldiers have been released, having paid a fine. The soldiers were in Norway on exercises and have now returned to the UK.

"The unit will consider internal disciplinary action against the soldiers regarding this incident."

Some of the soldiers do naked press-ups
The case has been made public in the Norwegian press, highlighting that local people have had enough of the yobbish behaviour of British troops.

Bar manager Peter Holmbakken told the Daily Mail he had never seen anything like it.

He added: "I can understand that the women were offended. It's no fun to be plagued by lots of nasty comments.

"To be perfectly honest, I and a lot of other Harstad residents are fed up with the Englishmen."

The Royal Engineers are based in Barnstaple, north Devon and were practising their Arctic warfare skills alongside Royal Marines in Norway.

They were part of an annual exercise involving thousands of personnel from more than a dozen Nato countries.

The soldiers are among an international brigade in northern Norway training for another expected tour of duty in Afghanistan

They had been drinking and began "bothering" female customers, before shouting "naked bar!" and stripping off.

The drinking game is said to be popular in many units across the British armed forces where participants immediately remove all clothing.

Then the soldiers began urinating on one of their party who had slumped drunkenly to the floor.

Local police handed spot fines of £500 to each of the men before passing them over to the Royal Military Police.

Harstad police spokesman Gair Pedersen said: "They were drunk and there was a problem in the bar but we are quite used to dealing with British soldiers like this."

The MoD said all UK personnel taking part in Exercise Octans had now been banned from going to Harstad and the eight men were all privates or junior non-commissioned officers.

Sqwirm Part Six

Our own home produced group movie sees the final instalment of the Sqwirm series as the lad having been forced to endure some public dog training and then tied to a bondage frame, now finds himself made to cum in front of an appreciative club audience....
If you want the link to the movie for free download the details are within the yahoo group.
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Am I a pervert?

Somebody close to me described me as a pervert yesterday. I asked why. He said something about me constantly wanting to see guys naked and preferably performing in front of me. I asked what was perverted about that. After all didn't he like the same thing? The answer was yes of course but that he kept his desires to himself and his 5000 myspace friends. Twat.

Naked on the roof

How to give the evening rush hour traffic a bit of entertainment....

Naked trapeze artist

I've been searching around for some pics of a naked trapeze artist that I saw some years back. Unfortunately I can't find them, but here is a pic of a guy who 'expressed himself' on the ropes in Amsterdam last year. I don't know his name and I didn't take the pic but if anyone else has any similar pics I'd be sure grateful to see them. Meanwhile enjoy!

Wow it's the weekend now...

I have a feeling that I need to culture up a bit. Staring at a computer screen most of my life could be a bit dull. But what to do? What will i do without my daily fix of voyeurism? I know; there must be someone out there displaying their bits in the name of art....

A naked surfers calendar

And so there I was typing in something quite innocent into google when up it comes with this naked surfers calendar. Well maybe innocent isn't quite the word. However I'm considering the idea of a 'performingmales' calendar for next year so if anyone is up for modeling naked in a public space or in front of others let me know...In the meantime if you wanna get hot over some surfers click here

Rugby players naked

For once I've managed to find some good ol American rugby players doing the right things and stripping off....

Naked hockey safer sex campaign

This isn't new and for you serial naked sportsmen spotters you can just yawn and move on. It is new to me though and the guys are hot. I will have to take up some sport...

Naked Boat Race

These Aussie boys know a good time when they have a tinny or ten. It's all so much easier to get naked in front of other spunks when yer completely outta yer head. Oh well I'm just glad someone was sober enough to remember to take the naked pic....

Winter blues makes me long for hot naked boys...

God!
Just how long does winter have to go on? It's at times like this that I start lusting over those lads who strip off and bare very nearly all (if not all) at the various summer festivals and parades that bring both colour and life to our city streets. Right now a trip to the southern hemisphere seems very appealing and a night out with someone willing to get naked in public even better!

I've been on ebay and I didn't buy that drill - I lusted over the lycra instead

Okay...
I have been having an ebay kinda day today. You know what I mean I'm sure. However instead of looking for that drill for that diy I've been promising myself to do I just happened to tap in 'lycra' into ebay's search engine- like you do. An easy mistake. Anyways there in front of me in the 'men's clothing' dept were so many items, showing really rather cute guys in tight figure hugging shorts and here was I salivating over them. So I went looking for pics of dudes who get their lycra on and then display themselves for us all to lust over....enjoy! I wish I knew where to find those crazy crop tops though....

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Video sent by shico30

Running naked in public....

Finding a fit guy to do a streak and film it is pretty difficult; I know; I've tried in vain to find guys willing to strip off, bare all and show off in public. Don't ask me why I like it, I just do. Something very freeing about it I guess and in today's cool culture it's a refreshing antidote to society's increasing conformity. Therefore i was frankly delighted to come across this video of a lad who decides to strip off and run a mile completely naked down the side of a road in front of passing traffic.

Here are some pictures...