Saturday, August 25, 2007

CFNM - is it the third way?

I maybe gay but there's nothing I like seeing more than a straight boy naked in a public environment. And inevitably where the dudes are stripped, there is a gaggle of girls.

Before I realised my own sexuality I used to harbour all kinds of deep dark desires about being forced out of my clothes somewhere kinda inappropriate, by girls or boys. In the gay world this kinda desire seems to resort to bdsm power play real quick, but the straight guys have another alternative- cfnm. It's more subtle and plays with the pyschology in other ways.

One of our members regularly posts pictures from cfnm.net that frankly take me back to desires I first started feeling in high school. Photos of a teacher stripping her student, a young dude naked on a leash in a mall, a guy force stripped by uniformed police officers, a cute boy giving a webcam show only to find that he's just given a private viewing to some 'girl' he knows from school....

This stuff just whets my appetite for more males performing in public and often 'humiliating' situations. The subtlety of these sexy power plays continue to pray on the mind well after I've shot my load.






Sunday, August 19, 2007

Gardening in the buff takes off

A couple who garden in the buff are holding more open days when the public can walk around their garden naked.

Ian and Barbara Pollard own Abbey House Gardens in Wiltshire, and held the first "Clothes Optional Day" in 2005.

The idea was an immediate success with subsequent days seeing 80% of visitors taking up the option to strip off among the flowers.

Mrs Pollard said: "It feels extremely comfortable - you have a total sense of freedom and being part of nature."

The couple thought up the idea after getting an enthusiastic response from the public to a television programme they took part in about going to work naked.

Naked gardening puts a smile on people's faces but you're definitely more aware of a breeze

After checking the law to see if it was possible, they went ahead.

"If you don't try things in life you never know the answer, so we just did it," said Mrs Pollard.

The days are not exclusively for naturists and there is a clear sign at the entrance to the garden explaining that some people will have chosen to take their clothes off while they look around.

One comment from the visitors' book said: "Absolutely fabulous! Especially the riverside walks and the knot garden. Best seen naked!"

Another added: "A really lovely garden - peaceful and beautiful especially without clothes!"

'It feels lovely'

Former property developer Ian Pollard has been a keen naturist since his early 20s but had to persuade wife Barbara to give naked gardening a go.

"Eventually I tried it and it feels lovely to have the sun on your back and to feel the plants while you are working in the borders," said Mrs Pollard.

The days attract between 250 and 300 people depending on the weather with some 80% choosing to take their clothes off, she added.

"Naked gardening puts a smile on people's faces but you're definitely more aware of a breeze."

The next optional clothes day is 18 August, then 9 September.





Naked gardeners Ian and Barbara Pollard

Source: BBC

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

The call of nature

Taking a pee can hit at some unfortunate moment so why not make the best of it and do it with pride. That's what I say.


Sunday, August 12, 2007

Naked zulu warrior

Well zulu warrior might be overstating the case, but it is a rugby player doing his zulu run...


Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Hockey team expose themselves

Just doing my usual browsing to find more naked guys performing and I came across these photos- These are hockey team members enjoying a naked warmup and exposing themselves on a night out....




Thursday, July 19, 2007

Pictures from the festivals

I love pics taken at festivals; it seems to be one of the few places where straight dudes get their clothes off comfortably....




Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Secretary of Oxford Union carpeted after being caught wrestling naked on croquet lawn ... for the second time

I don't know how I missed this story- it's right up my alley so to speak. Anyways no matter here it is now. Enjoy.

16th May 2007

A top Oxford University student has been caught wrestling naked on the college croquet lawn - for the second time this term.

Ben Tansey - secretary of the historic Oxford Union - was seen rolling around with two rugby pals in the middle of his posh college's quad.

The three were stopped by a college porter, who spotted their drunken antics on his CCTV screen. Tansey was hauled before the college Dean, who fined him.

It is the second time this term that Tansey has landed himself in hot water with his love for clothes-free bouts.

One student at the prestigious Lincoln College reported being woken by "load groaning noises and screams" coming from Grove Quad, croquet lawn early one morning.

He said: "I got out of bed and found that there were people wrestling on the croquet lawn. I could see that it definitely involved Ben Tansey and two other males.

"They appeared to be naked. They were on top of each other and rolling around on the floor. There were a few girls sat on the bench watching as well."

Other witnesses identified a second wrestler as second year philosophy and economics student Joseph Moore.

A porter then approached the birthday-suited trio, reminding them: "We've got video cameras in the lodge." By-standers said the bare-faced trio then put their clothes back on and went on their way.

A source at the college said it was the second time Tansey, a second year Politics, Philosophy and Economics student, had been collared for getting to grips with his pals' naked flesh.

Porters stated simply: "There was one before." The culprits were fined £50 pounds each by the Dean, who apparently also informed them the college had some "very interesting" footage of their antics on May 4.

Previous members of the Oxford Union committee have included: Boris Johnson, William Gladstone, Benazir Bhutto and Michael Foot.

In October last year Jack Orr-Ewing was booted out of Lincoln College for a year for filming two fellow students through a window while they performed sex acts on each other.

The footage from his mobile phone circulated among the university's undergraduates and even found its way onto the internet.

If anyone has such footage please send it to us at 'performingmales@yahoo.com'. I'd be so grateful.


Daily Mail



Saturday, July 07, 2007

Naked in public

When you have a body like this dude Andrey, it makes sense to think about getting completely naked and wandering round the shops. He is f*****g hot- and he's also a member of the Performingmales yahoo group.



George Melly -consummate performer and always ready to strip off, dies.

George Melly, jazz singer, art critic and author, dies aged 80
Published: 06 July 2007

The jazz singer, art critic and author George Melly died at his London home yesterday. Melly, 80, had been suffering from lung cancer for the past two years, but refused treatment so that he could continue performing.

It was a decision fitting to a man of considerable achievement - he had published numerous books, including three volumes of autobiography, was an acknowledged
expert on surrealism, a broadcaster, raconteur and award-winning critic, and had written the words to the cartoon strip Flook - but who appeared content to let his
life be his greatest canvas.

And what a life: as ramshackle, garish and joyous as the voluminous purple suits that hung around his massive frame, in which he was regularly to be seen at art
openings, book launches, and his own performances, which continued right until the end. Only last month he was touring the country with the Digby Fairweather
band.

Born in Liverpool in 1926, Melly was educated at Stowe, where he developed his passion for jazz. "I was passing an open study window," he wrote in his memoir
Owning U, "and heard the most beautiful sound in the world. It was Louis Armstrong playing 'Drop That Sack'." By the time he was a regular attender at Humphrey
Lyttelton's Saturday evening gigs in Leicester Square, Melly described himself as an addict. "I had resolved to become an executant," he wrote. "Too lazy to learn an
instrument, I had decided to sing."

First in the 1950s, with Mick Mulligan's Magnolia Jazz Band, and then from the 1970s onwards with John Chilton's Feetwarmers, Melly was to become the finest singer
in the British revivalist jazz movement. Beginning in 1973, his Christmas residency became an institution at Ronnie Scott's.

Only last year, he released an album on Candid records, The Ultimate Melly, with guest appearances from Van Morrison and Jacqui Dankworth.

It was also at Stowe that Melly discovered the pleasures of sex. He always denied the claim that he had seduced the former Sunday Telegraph editor Sir Peregrine
Worsthorne on the art room chaise-longue. Nevertheless, he had a long stream of lovers of both sexes and was married twice, the second time in 1963 to Diana, who
survives him. Melly was not reticent about his sexual escapades, documenting some of them in his book Rum, Bum and Concertina, and they remained a source of
curiosity to his audiences. "An audacious minority of the public was eager to know if George was still homosexual," remembers Chilton in his recent book, Hot Jazz,
Warm Feet. "We answered by saying that in the distant past he had been but then became bisexual on his way to being a mighty camp heterosexual."

Described by Diana as "fat and fairly famous", friends remember Melly as a man of irrepressible energy and enthusiasms but also as possessing a scholarly knowledge
of both art and music. The fun and the seriousness went hand in hand. Asked by the gallerist James Birch to open his Salute to British Surrealism exhibition at the
Minories Gallery in Colchester in 1985, Melly challenged Jennifer Binney, of the Neo-Naturists artists group, to see who could strip fastest. "The entire art world had
come from London for the opening," recalls Birch, "and there was George wandering around naked."

Seeing Melly naked was a sight not confined to a few. One of his party tricks was to take his clothes off, get down on all fours, and rearrange his genitalia to
impersonate a man, a woman, and then a bulldog.

He continued to be active, both socially and professionally, till the end. Most recently he was growing a beard in order to star in a film he was planning about Christ and the apostles. Neither had his appetite for partying diminished. Invited to a birthday dinner for the actor and singer Richard Strange, Melly misheard the address and arrived early at a pub near Strange's Kennington home. "When he realised we weren't there he went on to virtually every pub in the area and had a drink at each one," recalls Strange. "He eventually arrived at my house being carried bodily by two gay barmen, just in time for a singalong. Typically, George was the only one
who knew the filthy versions of all the songs."

The worlds of art and music have lost both an entertainer and an intellectual with the death of George Melly. In the words of his friend James Birch: "He was a
brilliant man - the last of a generation of bohemian all-rounders."

The Independent

Friday, July 06, 2007

Protesters Bare All For Bull Run

Hundreds of campaigners took off their clothes to take part in a nearly-naked race through the streets of Pamplona to protest against the treatment of bulls.

The sixth annual Running Of The Nudes was organised by People For The Ethical Treatment Of Animals, or PETA.

Participants wore red scarves and fake horns - and little else - as they ran through the northern Spanish city famous for the Running Of The Bulls, in which members of the public are chased through the streets by the animals.

Injuries are common, both to runners and to the bulls themselves, which end up in the bullring where they are then goaded by the crowd before being killed.

PETA staged the protest two days ahead of the Running Of The Bulls

About 1,000 people from 30 different countries took part in the Running Of The Nudes, a spokesman said.

Although it is billed as a nude protest, PETA supporters have begun to wear more clothes, so as not to upset some locals or attract too much unwanted attention.

Many of the women participants wore underwear and held round signs with the word bullfighting crossed out to cover their top half.

Noemi Ventura, 28, from Orleans, France, led the march.

She wore white underwear and was covered on top by a yellow Peta banner reading "The Naked Truth: Bullfighting is Cruel."






News.sky.com

Saturday, June 30, 2007

Naked at the festival

Obviously I'm on a bit of a tangent here. I've just located yet more footage- this time a short 'youtube video' of a guy walking through the crowd starkers. It helps that he's cute of course.











Friday, June 22, 2007

It's festival time of the year

Looks like it's that time of year when the guys are getting their kit off and showing us their cocks in public. I guess that's what midsummer is about eh. Anyway I found these 2 pics of a rollerblader who had covered up in the 2006 Fremont Solstice but decided to be a little less coy this year....


Monday, June 18, 2007

Naked man led 20 police on countryside chase

A naked man led 20 police officers on a two hour chase across rugged countryside after he was caught drink-driving, a court was told.

As well as admitting the alcohol offence Martin Michael Marlow of Martinfield Road, Penwortham, near Preston, also pleaded guilty to driving without insurance, damaging a pair of police handcuffs, obstructing an officer, assaulting a Woman Police Constable and committing a public order offence arising after he threw railway ballast at an officer.

Elaine Hobson, prosecuting, said police were alerted to a drink driver on the evening of Sunday, June 10.and Marlow and his Seat car were spotted at around 8pm by PC Stuart Hannaford, parked in a lay-by.

When the constable stopped to speak with Marlow he gave three different names and then claimed someone else had been driving the car and that they were in nearby woods.

PC Hannaford arrested and handcuffed him, placing him in a police vehicle, but before it
had travelled far it had to stop because the defendant had begun to remove the cuffs, said Miss Hobson.

Although a disabling spray and electronic baton were used on him they had little effect and Marlow, whose shirt was ripped off in the struggle, ran off across a railway track towards Looe, Cornwall.

A total of 20 officers, police dogs and the force helicopter then began a search for him and he was eventually seen, totally naked, in a field.

After a further pursuit Marlow was arrested and taken to Launceston Police Station where a test revealed 53mcgs of alcohol in a 100ml specimen of his breath. The legal limit is 35mcgs.

Marlow, who works for a window manufacturer, made a full admission and apologised. He was granted conditional bail. The court adjourned the hearing and remitted the charges to Preston Magistrates Court on Monday, where he is due to appear on other matters.

(Lancashire Evening Post)

Thursday, June 14, 2007

Thousands out for naked protest



Drunk, driving and....naked AND and intimate act!

Trooper Stops Naked Couple in SUV
Wednesday, June 13, 2007 10:46 PM CDT

BELLEVUE, Wash. - Drunken driving is bad, but drunken driving while naked could be worse. A Washington State Patrol trooper pulled over an SUV on Interstate 90 in this Seattle suburb after observing it driving erratically about 1:20 a.m. Friday.

The trooper found both the driver and his female passenger were naked, with alcohol containers in the vehicle. They apparently had been interrupted in the middle of an intimate act, said Trooper Jeff Merrill, a State Patrol spokesman.

A 19-year-old Seattle man was arrested for investigation of drunken driving, a gross misdemeanor, and investigation of embracing while driving, which Merrill said was a misdemeanor. The 20-year-old Seattle woman was cited for being a minor in possession of alcohol, he said. The patrol did not release their names.

A service of the Associated Press(AP)

Timesonline

Monday, June 11, 2007

Guys in wheelchairs have the last laugh

This is where guys in wheelchairs have the last laugh. It's a clip from a Norwegian chat show and as long as you're hot on irony, you'll love this video.

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Farmers strip for Full Monty charity turn - watch the video

Farmers are great at coming up with novel ways of raising money for charity - never before like this, though!

Watch the video footage of six men in Cumbria as they prepare to perform The Full Monty in front of a packed village hall. Brave or mad? Decide for yourself...
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